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Scratchy Scalp

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These head scratching can embarrass person, even when you are in a gathering or an important event, the scratching will just start from nowhere and you will start hitting it gradually before it become a warfare.. lol Ladies can scratch hair sha, some even hit the skull with their fist. Some people will scratch the scalp till it bleeds. Most guys will sarcastically ask the ladies if they can join them to scratch their scalp with broom or with their macho fists…There is God fa But, is this our fault? NO!!! Here are few reasons why ladies publicly/privately scratch/hit their scalps and the possible ways to avoid them Heat This weather is not helping matters again o, the heat is so much that you will wish to cut your head open and run water over the brain and skull itself... ifa hear! The heat formula is simple: Once the head gets heated, scalp produces sweat. The sweat begins to itch and ones it gets a an unbearable level, you start hitting the head.. gbam! Scalp Infections Dand

Christmas Things!

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Hurray!!! Christmas is finally here after waiting for 11 months... chaii. I love Christmas because I get to see lots of shiny and sounding things; I also get to have customers everywhere making different type of hair styles ever known to man. Speaking of customer sef, leme drop this Christmas message to my goons in the house. I know some ladies will be like “Me, I won’t make Christmas hair oo,i’m not a baby”…( yinmu for you ) Even if you won’t make Christmas hair, you will sha do New Year’s hair or enter hair dressing salon before or after the season. So, you are also included in this short message of mine See ehn, Festive season-hair can be stressful oo, especially trying to get bookings with hairstylist, so leme give you few tips on how to boycott the Festive Hair stress. Firstly, carry your phone today and call your Hairstylist now! Most hairstylists are loyal to the early timing customers, they hardly disappoint them. So, jokingly/seriously make them know that they are making

Brazilian Peruvian

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You hardly see an average lady on a synthetic weave-on these days, all you see is human hair or something similar to it. We believe if you are still patronizing the synthetic company, you are not in vogue. Even the companies producing synthetic weave-on are trying to make them look like ‘human hair” lol. Different shapes, different colours, different curls, many closures, all with exorbitant prices. Husbands, boyfriends and spouses are lamenting *giggles* See ehn, you can’t blame us for going for tush hair o, the longevity, texture and beauty of these ‘human hairs’ are just out of this world. Even the fake ones last longer than synthetic weave-on. Besides, everyone wants to look good, nobody wants to be left behind. However, the big question we should ask ourselves is: Do we know how to maintain these costly weave-ons There are lots of human hair out there (Indian, Malaysian, Cambodian and Nigerian gan sef .. .lol ) but we’ll look at the Brazilian and Peruvian hair because, that’s wh

KIDS AND HAIR PALAVER

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I am writing this letter to all the mothers and potential mums in the house because I am one of them. You will agree with me that all babies are cute but the female ones are more cute *winks* Female kids are wonderful wonders: starting from the shape of their eyebrows to the arrangement of the eyelids, the neatness of the fingernails and the curly hair on their heads. Awwnn! I love those things The ‘looking good ’ business doesn’t only concern the adults, the kids should be included as well (especially the girls). Some single ladies will see a cute chubby small girl with simple dope hairstyle and feel like getting married/ giving birth to a child instantly. What they don’t know is that the kids they are falling for were beautified by someone like them: Someone who appreciated the beauty of the infant and decided to showcase it to the world. Wrong mentality is when you think you need to be extremely rich before you look good. My dear, even with a skirt and blouse, you’re good to go! *C

Little things that matter: Hairnets and Shower caps

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Have you ever made a nice hairstyle that got you so excited and you couldn’t wait to flaunt and show off to your friends and goons? You looked really elegant and beautiful during the day, took a loads of pictures and even tagged your friends which was really sharking you. But night cometh where no man could work and you decided to retire to bed. You took your shower cap, took a cool shower and went in to the room. You hanged the shower cap somewhere and went for your hair net… then dozed off *Phew!!! Such a long day* You woke the following day, took your shower cap were you hung it last night and straight o the bathroom. You repeat this routine over and over even when you’re wearing your natural hair There’s nothing bad in the above routine if only we know how to maintain our hairnets and shower caps. Lemme shock you: your hair tools (though they are non- living things) have a life of their won. Whatever you wear on your head should be adequately catered for like a glass. This is beca

Bridal Hair

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You will agree with me that every single lady has her wedding picturesque somewhere in her head: which includes the bridal hair, wedding dress, cake, flowers etc. Have you ever seen a Bride with a charming Bridal hair and you were like “wow, I’m definitely wearing this bridal hair on my wedding day”. That is really thoughtful of you but do you know that there is more to that bridal hair than just admiration? Trust me, those few wedding hours have more preparation than you can imagine. So, I will be sharing some key points on how to carefully select your Bridal hair to give you that unique look you’ve always craved for. Originality An expert said “the most important thing when you’re considering your wedding day hairstyle is not to change who you are” Do you know that that particular bridal hair you’re willing to die for may actually look weird on you after all. Many Bride get so excited and crazy about the wedding day that the pick a very odd but charming bridal hairstyle. This will

WIGGY WIGGY!

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Have you ever seen a cockroach or bug in a hair wig? Trust me, I’ve seen worse! I have friends that have all type of wigs: human hair, synthetics, braids, caps, ponytails and all sorts. But they have this habit of wrapping the used-wig in a polythene bag and fling it somewhere. It’s not because they have excess money to get new wig weekly, they’re just too lazy to take care of the wig. Rather than take it to a hair stylist, they’ll imprison the wig, leaving it all smelly and zombie-looking *poor wig* This zombie wig will pray for the day it will see sunshine again, so that it will bring out the everlasting stench it has accumulated in the grave *yuck * I love the new innovation in the ‘wig industry’ recently, it has taken a new turn and almost everybody is wearing wig unnoticed (even the braided wig that was neglected those days has turned out to be the cornerstone stone) You need be able to differentiate between a synthetic and human hair wig. Human hair wigs are quite stronger and